but we dont need to explain

1.

I’m not good with bus stops
or their timetables. I want to screw up
the page and throw it
at the next person who says ‘bon soir’
even if they are still looking.

2.

I drink more wine because it helps the trains go faster
and the lessons seem funner and the teacher look happier.

3.

We laugh about sperm and shampoo, they say things so fast.
I don’t understand but laugh anyway, I am too distracted
by private jokes and private parts to care.

4.

I have an itch
and I am embarrassed.

5.

You are embarrassed too.